guyzilian 

A Brazilian wax for a man. Basically, total hair removal in the crotch area, using hot wax, pulled off quickly to take the hair out by the roots.

"Honey, you're getting some stubble down there. Time for another guyzilian."

guyzilian by Manifestress November 27, 2007

Guilian 

1. A Italian person who is intelligent, witty, and smart. A born leader.

2. Looked up as a person who is classy, elegant, simple, and careful with belongings. He has a high standard in music, style, and material possessions.

3. Someone who is always chased by both men and women in sexual lust and love. Usually the flame, not the moth.

4. An Italian stud, a very excellent sexual partner. Always high in endurance, capability and naturally gifted in size.

1. Guilian is intelligent, witty, and smart. A born leader.

2. Guilian is a person who is classy, elegant, simple, and careful with belongings. He has a high standard in music, style, and material possessions.

3. Guilian is always chased by both men and women in sexual lust and love. Usually the flame, not the moth.

4. Guilian is an Italian stud, a very excellent sexual partner. Always high in endurance, capability, and naturally gifted in size.

Guilian by lament_venice March 19, 2011

Guiliana 

Guiliana is a type of person that always try’s there hardest. She keeps to school work but also rocks her school life. She has a small amount of friends but a HUGE personality. She is very pretty and smart. It comes very easily for this girl to get A’s. Guiliana always has a great style and doesn’t take crap from no one. You need a Guiliana in your life because she will make your days a whole lot brighter.

Girl 1: Wow! How does she dress like that everyday? She’s so gorgeous!

Girl 2: I know! I have Guiliana in my math and she always gets good grades! I want to be her!
Girl 1: How about instead we become friends with her?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Guiliana by BCookie621 May 21, 2018

Guiliani Time 

(1) A period of strict rule, marked by dicipline and punishment following a period of lax rule, marked by lax enforcement of laws and standards. The opposite of Dinkins Time.
(2) The point at which an individual is not going to take any more crap.

Rudolph Guiliani, mayor of the City of New York from 1994 to 2001, engineered a decline in crime, which had spiked sharply during the tenure of David Dinkins. His success was largely the product of strict enforcement of minor laws, following the broken window theory of law enforcement. Police were empowered to take control of neighborhoods, and not let minor crimes go unpunished, lest tolerance of small crimes lead to the enabling and tolerance of larger crimes.

The downside to this decline in crime was a police force that was often criticized for being overly aggressive and occasionally brutal. One victim of police brutality during Guliani's rule was Abner Louima, a Haitian immigrant arrested outside a nightclub. While handcuffed, Louima was sodomized with a wooden stick in a bathroom at the 70th precinct in Brooklyn.

Several officers were convicted of various offenses related to the violation of Louima's cornhole, and are currently serving terms of up to thirty years. However, the officers were nearly acquitted when Louima was found to have fabricated part of his story, initially alleging that the officers told him that "it's Guiliani Time, not Dinkins Time," then recanting. The idea to allege that the officers made such a statement was likely planted in Louima's head by black activists of the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson type who saw this crime as an opportunity to score political points against a mayor who didn't kowtow to the demands of the racial grievance industry.

In the 2000 film "Shaft" (a remake of the 1971 blaxploitation classic), John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson), a retired NYPD officer, uses the phrase "it's Guiliani time" after beating the crap out of a thug. Since then, it has blossomed into an all-purpose bad-ass remark.

*Smacks girlfriend for staying out too late with her fugly chickenhead friends*
Woman: "You never had a problem with me staying out until whenever with my girlfriends before!"
Me: "Bitch, it's Guiliani Time!"

Guiliani Time by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004

guiliani 

When you manually collect the cottage cheese around your balls. The product is then mixed with a cheap hair dye and applied.

donald: hey, what happened yesterday at the conference?
rudy: Too much guiliani. I was talking outside to our supporters at the Garden center. The sun was too hot and my hair treatment melted. Stunk the place out.

guiliani by trumpblows December 13, 2020

cum guzziling port-a-whore 

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

cum guzziling port-a-whore by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009

guiliano 

An italian super stud who excells at seducing women into his criminal underworld via means of serenading them with music

also very proficient in accounting

guiliano: come on, jump in the fire

female: ok......head or feet first?

guiliano by b.wilson12 December 22, 2008