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When you walk into a public bathroom stall and there’s human waste in the toilet, causing you to have to change stalls.
Aw man I just got guxied
guxied by mindy4747 February 20, 2018
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Gulied is cute, charming and handsome. He is adored and loved by many people. The name Gulied is one of the best Somali names ever it means Good news and glad tidings. Gulied is usually very tall, and he is of a lovely brown colour with thick black hair. Gulied is popular amongst many people and he loves to sing to make others happy. He brings warmth and joy by just being there.

I am in love with Gulied and I will always will be.
Gulied is the most beautiful person I have ever known both inside and out.
Gulied by Unknowngirl19 December 19, 2013
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guxied • guiedo • Gulied • Guried
Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.
Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...
guiedo by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010
Look at that guiedo in his caddy with his St. Christopher statue on the dashboard!
guiedo by John E. Danger January 22, 2004
An anime character
My favorite person is guried
Guried by Sisiejis October 21, 2022
Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward
Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”
Guiedo by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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