guiedo 

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

guiedo by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

guiedo 

Italian American. (See also original gangsta

Look at that guiedo in his caddy with his St. Christopher statue on the dashboard!

guiedo by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

Guiedo 

Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward

Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”

Guiedo by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo 

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004