gurtgurt

A gurtgurt is someone who gives very sloppy oral sex. However, it can also be used as an insult with negative connotation or with positive connotation affectionately; it depends on who said it to you and how.

Negative: "You're such a dumb fucking gurtgurt- delete your account."

Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."

by MadamButtocks July 8, 2017

Gurt-Gurt

When one puts yogurt on their back to "heal" a sun burn, and only get curdled smelly... awesomeness.

Danny: Hey Gurt-Gurt your really should go outside its been 5 months and it still smells.
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"

by Not Gurt-Gurt February 22, 2011

Gurt-gurt

A little extra on your ______.

I done snuk into ma homies room while he was sleeping and said, “gimme dat Gurt-gurt.”

by Eden Ars July 27, 2018

Gurlgurt

Female smegma that's commonly mistaken by men for female arousal fluid.

Woman 1: Guuurl, he thought I was cumming! Like no it's just gurlgurt!

Woman 2: Gurlgurt?
Woman 1: Ya know, smegma?

by Witchy Potato October 20, 2025