Gurt-Gurt 

When one puts yogurt on their back to "heal" a sun burn, and only get curdled smelly... awesomeness.

Danny: Hey Gurt-Gurt your really should go outside its been 5 months and it still smells.
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"

Gurt-Gurt by Not Gurt-Gurt February 22, 2011

Gurt-gurt 

A little extra on your ______.

I done snuk into ma homies room while he was sleeping and said, “gimme dat Gurt-gurt.”

Gurt-gurt by Eden Ars July 27, 2018

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

Gurt Pants by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior 

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

Gurt warrior by Gurthvin May 17, 2019

go-gurt 

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

go-gurt by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007

Go Gurt 

Yogurt that makes me feel like I'm sucking dick.

If I suck on this Go Gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!

Go Gurt by ArsNoctem February 1, 2009

gurt lush 

To explain that something it very good.

Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?

gurt lush by cyph3r September 15, 2006