Gurlgurt

Female smegma that's commonly mistaken by men for female arousal fluid.

Woman 1: Guuurl, he thought I was cumming! Like no it's just gurlgurt!

Woman 2: Gurlgurt?
Woman 1: Ya know, smegma?

by Witchy Potato October 20, 2025

gurtgurt

A gurtgurt is someone who gives very sloppy oral sex. However, it can also be used as an insult with negative connotation or with positive connotation affectionately; it depends on who said it to you and how.

Negative: "You're such a dumb fucking gurtgurt- delete your account."

Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."

by MadamButtocks July 8, 2017