Gurlgurt
Woman 1: Guuurl, he thought I was cumming! Like no it's just gurlgurt!
Woman 2: Gurlgurt?
Woman 1: Ya know, smegma?
Woman 2: Gurlgurt?
Woman 1: Ya know, smegma?
Gurlgurt by Witchy Potato October 20, 2025
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gurtgurt
A gurtgurt is someone who gives very sloppy oral sex. However, it can also be used as an insult with negative connotation or with positive connotation affectionately; it depends on who said it to you and how.
Negative: "You're such a dumb fucking gurtgurt- delete your account."
Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."
Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."
gurtgurt by MadamButtocks July 8, 2017
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