Definitions by MadamButtocks
gurtgurt
A gurtgurt is someone who gives very sloppy oral sex. However, it can also be used as an insult with negative connotation or with positive connotation affectionately; it depends on who said it to you and how.
Negative: "You're such a dumb fucking gurtgurt- delete your account."
Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."
Positive: "I love you, you goofy gurtgurt."
gurtgurt by MadamButtocks July 8, 2017