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To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011
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to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"
Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...
gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011
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Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon
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From the hit TV series Cyber 8.
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Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011
Detroit street slang for just a generally offensive person. A jerk, nerd, or plain a-hole.
Yo gurnack, turn off American Idol and put the Pistons game on, dammit!
gurnack by byeSoxy! March 9, 2010
A bad ass dude. People should feel blessed to be in his glorious presence.
There goes Gurnik...oh my god...How do I look? Ughh...I must be blessed
gurnik by Baller231 March 12, 2014
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