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To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.

Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!

gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011

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gurnick

to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"

Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...

gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011

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Gurnick

Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon

Oh would ya look at Shane he’s a right aul gurnick

Gurnick by Juice Martyn October 21, 2020

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gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

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Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

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gurnack

Detroit street slang for just a generally offensive person. A jerk, nerd, or plain a-hole.

Yo gurnack, turn off American Idol and put the Pistons game on, dammit!

gurnack by byeSoxy! March 9, 2010

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gurnik

A bad ass dude. People should feel blessed to be in his glorious presence.

There goes Gurnik...oh my god...How do I look? Ughh...I must be blessed

gurnik by Baller231 March 12, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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