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If we are being brutally honest, gutnick is king. How does one know gutnick is king? Because god put gutnick on this earth to be king
Gutnick is king
Gutnick by DiamondCrusher November 23, 2021
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charles gitnick 

a amazing,hot,goofball who is sexy
damn Charles gitnick is daddy!
charles gitnick by chloe birlem March 22, 2017

Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

gutdickdu 

When your gut sticks out further than your dick does.
Hey, you have a wicked case of gutdickdu, you should go to the gym.
gutdickdu by J Melanson January 17, 2007
Just the power of pure awesomeness. Referred to as unfuckinbielvable.
DUDE, did u just see that??!??!??!

YA, that was GUTNIK!!!!
Gutnik by RHHS manz March 23, 2011
To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011
to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"
Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...
gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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