Gutnick
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Gurnicking
the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011
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gutdickdu by J Melanson January 17, 2007
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gurnick
To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011
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gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011
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