guppied

Not quite catfished, because the girl in the pictures is real, real hot alright. She just lied about her age and she's not as old as you think.

Things were going great with Amanda, but I found out she guppied me, so I had to leave her because I can't be messing around with jailbait.

by Titus Blowhard March 10, 2016

Guppied

A Person Who Lies About Their Age Online To Engage In An Online Relationship To Look Older. Not To Be Confused With Catfish (Somebody Who Lies About Their Looks Online)

Person 1: Man She Catfished Me With Her Age Bro I Nearly Caught A Case Nigga.
Person 2: Dont You Mean Guppied?
Person 1: No? I Mean Catfish. Whats Guppied?
Person 2: Somebody Who Lies About Their Age Online But Not Their Looks.
Person 1: Ahhhhh Ok
Person 2: Yeah. But Be Careful Next Time Nigga.

by DiscordNewgenLol April 22, 2021

bubble guppies

The mesmerizing witchcraft of a television show that captures your preschooler's mind, body and soul.

My kid recently discovered Bubble Guppies, I haven't seen him since, its been two weeks.

by BubGup December 11, 2014

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

guppie

a gay yuppie

i live in a nice, big apartment, do what i want to do, have a great job, travel, eat out when i feel like it, no kids. high disposable income. and my mom LOVES my boyfriend.

by american in germany March 19, 2004

Love Guppies

sperm

Bob blew a load of love guppies all over Sara's face.

by m3n00bz October 27, 2016

Bubble Guppies

My daughters favorite tv show that airs on nick jr.

I love watching bubble guppies

by PenisDestroyer987 March 3, 2019