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gundling 

1. a gigantic, monolithic, gargantuan shit
2. a tall, lanky female who displays features of a horse (and may also speak in a monotone)
1.(girl with high pitched voicewalks into porta john): JEESUSS CHRIIISSTTT!!!
(Eric): hahahha, dude I just left the biggest gundling in that porta john.
2.(student one): I hate my history teacher!
(student 2): who do you have?
(one): Miss Stack.
(two): Oh yeah, she's such an ugly gundling.
gundling by Dr. Dread June 6, 2010
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gundling 

a large poop or shit that is relatively short and fat in length and width
"AWWW!!!, why is there a gundling on the carpet!"

"damn, thts a gundling alright"
gundling by dorsalfinn782 April 8, 2009

airsoft gunslinger 

This describes one who poses as a tough guy but with highly realistic air pistols.
Big Tony liked to show his collection of Airsoft gunslinger pistols to gullible dates.
airsoft gunslinger by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

Gunslinger Lore 

Verb - "to gunslinger lore"

1. To think something is cool and do it, and then realize after being made fun of that it is probably the least cool thing you could've possibly done.

2. To fix something that is not broken, change something that doesn't need to be changed... etc.

3. Quite possibly, the gayest gamertag ever to grace xbox live.
Kris: Do you like my new halo reach emblem?

Jordan: Dude you just gunslinger lore'd it... You had a sweet looking zombie with a pimp hat and now you have a gay looking skull inside some stupid shield... way to pull a "gunslinger lore".

Kris: Stfu.

gunslingerpro2009 

A Gmod ARG where the characters in-game (mostly TF2 characters) are actually alive and being played around with for the player’s amusement.
Hey, have you heard about gunslingerpro2009? It’s a pretty cool ARG.

Japanese Gunslinger 

1. When a person is quick with their mobile phone camera from their pocket, often shooting people in embarrassing situations.

2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.
1. "That guy is a the fastest Japanese Gunslinger you'd better watch what you are doing or he'll totally catch you out and put it on the net."

2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"
Japanese Gunslinger by mummazumbe August 23, 2010

The Three Gunslingers 

The three main characters from the Spaghetti Western titled "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". Played by Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef. Arguably the most badass group of characters in cinema history.
"How can you say The Three Gunslingers were any less than a fountain of pure awesome?"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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