gumite

A Luganda slang term used to describe someone who is tough, resilient, and not easily intimidated or pushed around. A “gumite” is a person who stands their ground, shows strength under pressure, and carries themselves with confidence and authority.

Often used in the phrase “Ndi gumite” meaning “I’m tough” or “I’m not someone to mess with.”

“Don’t try to bully him, that guy is a real gumite.”
“When things get hard, just remember you’re gumite.”
“Ndi gumite, I don’t fold under pressure.”

gumite by tizee April 16, 2026

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.

Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.

The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005

guiterrorist 

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.

Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!

guiterrorist by mlkman June 15, 2011

GUITE 

a slang for an acoustic/electric/bass any GUITAR

sup bro?ur guite playin gud?

GUITE by Liriq August 20, 2006

Guiterism 

An extremely Self absorbed and full of shit truck driver must be under 5 foot and be lazy thinks mudding is the only way of life and has to have a beautiful woman that he talks down to must also think everything he has is the best

Dude you got guiterism down to a t

Guiterism by Railserv inc May 13, 2013

guiteyboard 

Keyboard that you play standing up, like a guitar.
see Keytar.

Nice Guiteyboard!

guiteyboard by octavius March 10, 2004

Gumpter 

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006