guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.
Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
by mlkman May 20, 2011
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guacanomster

a human individual or possibly semi-fictitious animal, with a constant craving for guacamole and guacamole related accessories. Often prefaced with adjectives such as voracious, insatiable, or ravenous.
Buddy: Man, is your wife making Mexican again tonight?
Man: Yup. She's a voracious, insatiable, ravenous guacanomster!
by mlkman May 04, 2011
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