gulru 

A person who has red cheeks/ lovely girl

She was gulru

gulru by anonymous November 21, 2021

gurufu 

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Mma guru 

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

Mma guru by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

gulsum 

the most beautiful turkish lady you will ever meet. she is very sweet and very unique. you'll never meet someone as amazing as her.

"Did you see Gulsum last night?" "Yes, I couldn't get my eyes off her!"

gulsum by durwoij;lk March 29, 2017

Gulsum 

A girl so hot some think she's a goddess. She's the sweetest but if you get her angry you're done. She has the best hugs and will always be there for you when you need her. Killer smiles and the best eyes. She's even multitalented and is the best cook.

Person 1: Did you see that girl? She's stunning.
Person 2: Ya she's Gulsum.

Gulsum by 7489274 December 25, 2018

The MMA Guru 

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022