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a strange animal from nort-america
Look at the Guire next to me!
guire by ATARI September 21, 2004
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Guire is an open term for many different sayings, reactions, and insults. It can be used in a number of ways (see examples below.) Guire originates from the honorable Brenden Maguire. He was born on the steps of Hampton Hall at SNHU, birthed by Hunter Maguire and Jimothy Maguire.

The term Guire is an honor, a term of disrespect, and a term neutral value all in one. Truly to be called a Quire is a confusing experience.
"You're a fucking Guire!!"

"Table fucking Guire."

"Green Day? More like Guire!"

"I had a Guire day today.... It was fuuuucked!!!"

"Guire"
Guire by Joey5677 November 23, 2021
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guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

Guinea Grits 

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012
A combination of Korean word "기자 Gija"(journalist) and "쓰레기 Ssregi"(trash) which stands for low-grade journalists who spreads fake news for political/financial purposes, etc.
A : Did you know COVID vaccine causes blood clots and sudden deaths?
B : Poor thing.. You need to stay away from giregi.
Giregi by 🤟😏 May 25, 2021
girel is a racist slur used to degrade Dominican people. it originated in the 1800s and should not be taken lightly.
“Damn get that girel out of here.”
“Damn he’s really acting like a Girel.”
girel by reppingvlone December 13, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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