guimple

A guido mustache comprised of numerous amounts of adolescent acne.

Ron: did you see that picture of devin?
Baytie: yea that bitch had a Guimple!

guimple by j14 January 16, 2008

Gimple-Speak 

When characters in The Walking Dead universe begin to give long-winded nonsensical and unrealistic monologues about why the world is different now and why that's okay. It often times is followed by or preceding some other philosophical babble to try and enhance the "philosophically" written dialogue which is mostly anything but. These are usually written by or match the tone directly of Scott M. Gimple. Avid showruiner of The Walking Dead franchise.

Person 1: "Hey, did you watch the new episode of Fear The Walking Dead last night? Did you hear Morgan's speech?"

Person 2: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to 'Gimple-Speak' which infests both shows now."

Gimple-Speak by HeroesUnite August 8, 2019

Gimpleton 

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)

Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.

Gimpleton by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

scott m. gimple 

the person who killed the walking dead by killing off an important character

Person 1: "have you heard of Scott M. Gimple"
Person 2: "yeah he is literal trash"

scott m. gimple by carl grimes deserved better December 13, 2017

Carlsbad Grimple 

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

Carlsbad Grimple by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

grimple 

One of the most hardcore punk rock bands ever fucking spawned

Grimple up your... ASS!!

grimple by Mark Scumfuc December 7, 2006

Gumple 

Urku

Look at that Urku gumplin around, bein a Gumple.

Gumple by The Immortal Bro May 7, 2009