guilty jerk 

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

guilty jerk by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

guilt jerk 

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.

"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"

guilt jerk by thentheresmee January 25, 2010

Guilt Jerk 

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.

"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."

Guilt Jerk by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014

jerk off guilt 

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

jerk off guilt by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017