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Guilfoyle

A less than mediocre establishment for shitty paramedics and other emt's that could never survive anywhere else. A coalition of pigs, buck toothed liars and ball-less horse's asses. A place where reputations are crushed and dreams shredded like a financial audit before a union meeting.
Dude, we need to score some bush and make a quick buck. Let's go work for Guilfoyle!!!
by greeksheek July 12, 2014
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Guilfoyle

Man with a large cock, whom women are uncontrollably attracted to.
Man, that dude is a real Guilfoyle.
by SandraD98656 September 18, 2013
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Guilfoyle

A noun used to describe a particularly dysfunctional ambulance service where the rigs are falling apart and the workplace drama never seems to end.

Usually characterized by ancient, barely roadworthy ambulances 🚑, questionable management decisions, and employees who seem more interested in sleeping with each other than running calls.
“Did you see that ambulance? The door doesn’t shut and the siren only works sometimes.”
“Yeah… must be a real Guilfoyle outfit.”
by nysems March 8, 2026
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Guilfoyle

A shitty ambulance service where money is prioritized over safety where ambulances are taped together and the only way to get promoted is to sleep with the general manager
Why would you ever work at guilfoyle when AMR treats you so much better
by nysems December 30, 2025
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Tom Guilfoyle

by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023
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Casey Guilfoyle

Goes by many names. Casey Tinfoil, KFC and Casuiiiii. No matter what name you assign him he will always have impeccable drip with his extra vest under his suit jacket and a gold pocket watch, truly the best dressed at our school. He also faced severe scrunity from his religion teacher when he proudly displayed a shotgun shell on his desk.
casey guilfoyle are you listening to green day
by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023
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gilfoyle

Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014
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