guibass

A guibass is a cross between a guitar and a bass. A guibass is made by taking an old shit-ass classical guitar and prying out the tuners with a screwdriver and replacing them with bass tuners. 4 bass strings are then added. This instrument makes virtually no noise.

My friend Mike made a guibass out of his old classical guitar. I slapped him and called him an asshole.

by Mr. Crowley April 27, 2008

Guitbass

Guitar as played by Dave Dederer, and Andrew Mckeag of the Presidents of the United States of America, with three strings tuned in drop d.

i play a guitbass, she has 3 strings, uh...yeah

by Glenn Beiling January 18, 2009

Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.

(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.

by WAWA! November 9, 2009

Guitass

Bass guitar, played by those who do not own a bass guitar. It is played by playing on only the E and A strings on a guitar.

Guy #1: "Hey, man, can I play your bass?"

Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."

Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"

Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"

by NoahTheSlash April 2, 2010

guitbass

An electric guitar with bass pickups mounted on it.

Scott Lucas of Local H kicks out the jams on his guitbass.

by hardcore_hippie_hater April 16, 2005

gumbass

noun: east coast slang for a dumbass

Don't run into the door, you gumbass.

by Ethan Resnick June 29, 2008