A being of pure chaos that is completely unknowable. Often thought to be outside of time, the Guggler has persisted as long as the universe has been in existence. Those who utter "gugguggug" in a repetitive fashion are thought to be summoning his presence.
Jack: Dude I heard your dad saying "gug gug gug" earlier...
Harry: No way dude. It's not like he's trying to summon the Guggler or anything.
noun
1a: The noise Luke makes when he catches a shitty wave
1b: A person who actively surfs at UCSB
1c: an offensive slur used by surfers at UCSB to criticize poor surfing technique
variations: Guggin’: Gug•gin’ (Gug-inn)
verb
2a: The act of a gugger surfing (and or) gugging
variation: Gugga: Gug•ga (gug-gah)
noun
3a: A nonsurfer with fomo who cannot say the infamous term “gugger” and must therefore say the word without the “hard R”
3b: A friendly, comedic term used as a form of greeting by surfers at UCSB
Surfer 1: Hey dude, did you see Luke out there catching those waves?
Surfer 2: Yeah, he was guggin' all over the place, making those gugger noises!
Surfer 1: Ah man that dudes gugged out of his mind!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.