Definitions by dirtydogdave

Oakland face mask 

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment

Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!

Oakland face mask by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023

oakland giggler 

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask

"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"

oakland giggler by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009