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Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
Related Words
An term used in Scotland to define an English person.
Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!
guffy by Freedom!! November 22, 2010
Guffy (very similar to goofy) but completely the opposite

Guffy means sexy and buff (lots of gains), and downright woman attractor,bitch getter, heart breaker.
Guffy by TheWrongMan353673 April 13, 2022
Original creator of nukezone, spends too much time with strange Canadians
ffs, wtf is guffy doing?
GUFFY by ethiaa October 13, 2003

gufufle-snip 

A humid pile of meaningless crap spewed forth into someone's livejournal disguised as something that acutally means something. Often used transatlantically to confuse the reader into resigning that the term might actually exist.
mcgriff: *sane, articulate, meaningful diction*
hatchelt: gufufle-snip bbq init BO!
gufufle-snip by mcgriff June 14, 2004
A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.
Did you finish your paper? No, I did a guffy, but I'll finish it tomorrow!
guffy by Azcan August 18, 2009