guestpert 

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

guestpert by Cynicool January 18, 2021

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

guesspectation 

An uncertain expectation.

The merger of "guess" and "expectation".

Guy 1: Dude, I just applied at Blizzxxx. There's no way to follow-up with them; I hope I hear back in less than a month.

Guy 2: I heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.

Guy 1: Really? Damn it! I better adjust my guesspectation to TWO months.

guesspectation by DojiMaidori January 18, 2010

guessperation

A state that results from a lack of knowledge and time during a multiple-choice test or quiz in which you are forced to guess at random to avoid leaving answers blank.

As time began to run out on a test that Jared had not studied for he found himself in a state of guessperation.

guessperation by tbegota April 23, 2010

Guesperate 

1).A guest that won't leave. 2). When you have guest that don't leave.

Eric and Lucy was guesperate for a place to stay.

Guesperate by The Great MoJo May 10, 2016