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Someone who thinks they are a total bad-ass, but are, in actuality, a complete bitch, who cries about their seemingly endless problems, which often stems from their false sense of bad-assness.

Most often seen spilling their feelings to a counselor, or wandering aimlessly until they have run out of tears.

Sean: Hey Scott. Do you know where Derek is?

Scott: I saw him an hour ago, but when I said hi, he didn't respond. He was too busy crying into his hands.

Sean: WOW! What a gueem!

gueem by sloppy2nds May 13, 2010

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Gleemix

The remix of a famous song as performed on the new FOX TV show, Glee

The Gleemix of Don't Stop Believing goes faster than the original version by Journey

Gleemix by NegativeZer0 July 19, 2009

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gweemo

Some thing or situation that is gay or emasculating... but without saying the word, gay

Friend 1: I just spent the past three hours listening to Drake and thinking about my ex... Friend 2: ...Gweemo

gweemo by the ligrapher March 25, 2021

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guemmerd

To be intentionally forgotten; rejected.

That girl won't return my calls anymore. She must have guemmerd me.

guemmerd by donkadoo balls May 14, 2010

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Güeed

Güeed is a highly underutilized adjective meaning a feeling of great pleasure, inspiring delight, extraordinarily good, euphoria.

Pronounced (gw-eeed).

Synonyms: Delightful, Wonderful, Glorious, Spectacular
Antonyms: Dismay, Awful

Skydiving for the first time was very güeed

Güeed by maret13 December 13, 2018

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guermonprez

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.

He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!

guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022

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Gueeno

Gueeno means to be the most racist person possible whilst simultaneously being funny.

man like Tom acting like a gueeno

Gueeno by CowGooMoo October 12, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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