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gueem 

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Someone who thinks they are a total bad-ass, but are, in actuality, a complete bitch, who cries about their seemingly endless problems, which often stems from their false sense of bad-assness.

Most often seen spilling their feelings to a counselor, or wandering aimlessly until they have run out of tears.
Sean: Hey Scott. Do you know where Derek is?

Scott: I saw him an hour ago, but when I said hi, he didn't respond. He was too busy crying into his hands.

Sean: WOW! What a gueem!
gueem by sloppy2nds May 13, 2010
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Gleemix 

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The remix of a famous song as performed on the new FOX TV show, Glee
The Gleemix of Don't Stop Believing goes faster than the original version by Journey
Gleemix by NegativeZer0 July 19, 2009
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gueem • geeman • geemo • gleemo • gleem • gueef • geem • Geemer • Greemo • geema

gweemo 

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Some thing or situation that is gay or emasculating... but without saying the word, gay
Friend 1: I just spent the past three hours listening to Drake and thinking about my ex... Friend 2: ...Gweemo
gweemo by the ligrapher March 25, 2021
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guemmerd 

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To be intentionally forgotten; rejected.
That girl won't return my calls anymore. She must have guemmerd me.
guemmerd by donkadoo balls May 14, 2010
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Güeed

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Güeed is a highly underutilized adjective meaning a feeling of great pleasure, inspiring delight, extraordinarily good, euphoria.

Pronounced (gw-eeed).

Synonyms: Delightful, Wonderful, Glorious, Spectacular
Antonyms: Dismay, Awful
Skydiving for the first time was very güeed
Güeed by maret13 December 13, 2018
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guermonprez 

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A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.
He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!
guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022
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Gueeno 

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Gueeno means to be the most racist person possible whilst simultaneously being funny.
man like Tom acting like a gueeno
Gueeno by CowGooMoo October 12, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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