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gueef
A dick fart, genital fart or male reproductive fart; Basiccally fart coming out of ur dick. if there is not cum, that means u are going to gueef, happens after sex usually.
Girl: CUM ON MY FACE NOW!
Boy: wait, how about i just gueef on your face instead
Girl: sounds better than cum!
Boy: wait, how about i just gueef on your face instead
Girl: sounds better than cum!
gueef by Steven Meatwad Gump April 1, 2008
Gueef
Gueef by TabrisAugur April 5, 2008
Gueef Cake
1. The act of going down on a girl or a girl sitting on your face while she queefs into your mouth
2. A girl with a gorgeous butt
3. The desire to fill a girl with seman (also known as gueef) creating a "cream filled cake"
2. A girl with a gorgeous butt
3. The desire to fill a girl with seman (also known as gueef) creating a "cream filled cake"
1. Babe, could you give me your famous gueef cake tonight?
2. Damn girl!!! You've got a nice gueef cake!
3. God, looking at that girl, I would love to give her a gueef cake tonight
2. Damn girl!!! You've got a nice gueef cake!
3. God, looking at that girl, I would love to give her a gueef cake tonight
Gueef Cake by CloudFF7 June 5, 2024
geefers
the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!
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