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GuyMaster 

A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.
My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!
GuyMaster by Double DD March 28, 2010
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Guayna-be 

In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.

Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.

This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.

Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".
"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"

"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"
Guayna-be by esekaese July 8, 2012

Pulling a Gayman 

The act of telling ur friends you are on you're way to said establishment, having no intention at all of even showing up let alone even leaving you're house..

Committing to going places with you're friends, but not even leaving you're home and telling them that you are almost there.
Dude did you call Ryan and ask him if he was coming?
Yes, he said he's on his way.
Right, I'm sure he's pulling a Gayman on us again.

lie lied lies false gayman
1- Malestar que uno siente despues de haber consumido licor al exceso.

(english: hangover; Sick feeling after consuming vast amount of alcohol)


2- Sentir melancolia, normalmente sobre pasados recuerdos

(english: to be saddened, a sense of melancholy, usually over past memories)
1- Tome demasiado anoche en la fiesta que me desperte con guayabo.
(I drank too much at the party last night that I woke up with a hangover.)

2- Me dio guayabo al ver las fotos de nosotros con mi abuelito cuando eramos ninos.
(I was saddened when i saw the pictures of us with our grandfather when we were young.)
guayabo by kekolandia October 20, 2008

Guaynabicho

In Puerto Rico, refers to people for the high and high-middle classes. Roughly equivalent to "preppy" but with a more douchebag feel, and more tropical, although sometimes makes for ridiculous copies, for example, wearing cold weather clothes in the summer in Puerto Rico.

They all live in gated communities, go to private schools, and shop in chain stores and shopping malls.

The children tend to have a fetish with lower class culture, but the older ones are conservative and hypocritical.

It is not a term of endearment, but one of derision.

It has its origin in the port-manteau of "guaynabito" and "bicho" (which in Puerto Rico means "dick").

"Guaynabicha" is the female equivalent.
"Look at that guaynabicho, he has an Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt on but its 100 dregrees out!"

"Only a guaynabicho would get mad that they have kiddie pools in the housing proyects - after all he has a swimming pool in his home and his beach house."
Guaynabicho by esekaese July 8, 2012

gaymance 

The expression of bromance to a level that takes it too far.
Friend 1: I love you man
Friend 2: Likewise dawg, you're family

Friend 1: Places hand on Friend 1's ass cheek
Friend 2: Dude!! Enough with the gaymance!
gaymance by Markupva October 4, 2009