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A nasty unwelcome graphic homoerotic dream.
I had a horrible gaymare last night!!
gaymare by Stu Bidasoe September 11, 2006
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A nightmare about being anally raped by Matt Salas or Sean Jacobson.
"OMG I had the worst gaymare last night, then I woke up and there was the biggest queer in my bed humping my leg!"
Gaymare by Vindicator March 3, 2008

Gaymager 

A Business manager of the sexuality of a homosexual, Gay male or Lesbian female.
Channel 7 reach out to contact Mariah Carey and ask her if she can be interviewed. Mariah’s Gay Manager ( Gaymager ) would review her schedule as how a normal manger would do.
Gaymager by Gaymager December 27, 2019

gaymaker 

An extremely devastating boxing strike which, if it hits, renders your opponent a homosexual
Yo man you don't wanna fuck with me, I'll hit you with my gaymaker, you'll turn into a faggot!
gaymaker by Wagdar March 29, 2009
A term used by kids who have been kicked out of Kmart or WalMart.
Kid1: yO, lets go piss off teh managers at gaymart!!
Kid2: yEah! and get kikd out a 5th time!!!
gaymart by Ghost_W June 23, 2009
See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.
Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?
gayware by Jim September 4, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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