Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.

Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino

kylie guarino by yolohandke February 6, 2018

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Nick Guarino

Someone who likes to eat out girls everynight.

Erica: Yoh , did you see that guy yesterday?

Liana: Yeah , He was eating out that girl.

Janel: Whatta Nick Guarino!

Nick Guarino by Candace-Janel March 14, 2009

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Fabio guarino

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.

Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.

Fabio guarino by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019

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chris guarino

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet

Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.

chris guarino by punaniman February 19, 2021

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guerino

a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.

girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"

guerino by the commander of the clit August 26, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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