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Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature
Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino
Guarino by Tony March 12, 2005
Words you can keep
this is when you get more pussy then god
i got so much ass this weekend i feel like guarino
Guarino by andy guarino March 9, 2005

kylie guarino 

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.
Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino
kylie guarino by yolohandke February 6, 2018

Nick Guarino

Someone who likes to eat out girls everynight.
Erica: Yoh , did you see that guy yesterday?

Liana: Yeah , He was eating out that girl.

Janel: Whatta Nick Guarino!
Nick Guarino by Candace-Janel March 14, 2009

Fabio guarino 

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.
Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.
Fabio guarino by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019

chris guarino 

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet
Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.
chris guarino by punaniman February 19, 2021
a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.
girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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