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guacadossy

The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.

Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.

Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.

guacadossy by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018

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Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

Guacado by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

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daisy guajardo

is a hoe a girl who sucks to much dick

daisy guajardo is the hoe of raymondville

daisy guajardo by fuieigaieswrfbefbgw May 2, 2018

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invocar a Guajardo

To vomit in Chilean slang (vulgar).

Literally, summon Guajardo, Guajardo is a name that when spoken sounds like the initial noise one emits when vomiting.

En la manana tuve que invocar a Guajardo (in the morning I had to vomit).

invocar a Guajardo by vergarecta January 16, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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