guacardo 

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world

Guacardo just posted a new video!

guacardo by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

guacadossy 

The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.

Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.

Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.

guacadossy by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018

Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

Guacado by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

daisy guajardo 

is a hoe a girl who sucks to much dick

daisy guajardo is the hoe of raymondville

daisy guajardo by fuieigaieswrfbefbgw May 2, 2018

invocar a Guajardo 

To vomit in Chilean slang (vulgar).

Literally, summon Guajardo, Guajardo is a name that when spoken sounds like the initial noise one emits when vomiting.

En la manana tuve que invocar a Guajardo (in the morning I had to vomit).

invocar a Guajardo by vergarecta January 16, 2010