guacardo

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world

Guacardo just posted a new video!

by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

guacadossy

The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.

Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.

Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.

by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018

Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

daisy guajardo

is a hoe a girl who sucks to much dick

daisy guajardo is the hoe of raymondville

by fuieigaieswrfbefbgw May 2, 2018

invocar a Guajardo

To vomit in Chilean slang (vulgar).

Literally, summon Guajardo, Guajardo is a name that when spoken sounds like the initial noise one emits when vomiting.

En la manana tuve que invocar a Guajardo (in the morning I had to vomit).

by vergarecta January 16, 2010