gtfoyfb
gtfoyfb by Yesandnoandmaybeandyes March 19, 2019
Words you can keep
GTFOFB
Acronym for GET THE FUCK OFF FACE BOOK
Usually used for people who are procrastinating or spending way too much time on the social network Face book. Usually pointed towards junior high kids and high school students who are bored. Face book usually makes your grades drop considerably and makes the task of one page homework 3 hours of homework/face book time.
Usually used for people who are procrastinating or spending way too much time on the social network Face book. Usually pointed towards junior high kids and high school students who are bored. Face book usually makes your grades drop considerably and makes the task of one page homework 3 hours of homework/face book time.
Julies boyfriend told her to GTFOFB because she did not want to go on a date with him because she was too busy "on" face book.
GTFOFB by Sproondizzle March 22, 2010
Gtfofb
Get the fuck off Facebook. Gtfofb Can be used in multiple contexts. You can say it to someone who is on Facebook but should be studying, or you can say it to someone who has no business being on Facebook such as a 7 year old or a Twilight fan.
Bob- I should def be studying for my final
Tom- Then gtfofb ya douche
Sally- I love Justin Bieber, Barbies and Twilight!
Jose- Gtfofb you 7 year old
Tom- Then gtfofb ya douche
Sally- I love Justin Bieber, Barbies and Twilight!
Jose- Gtfofb you 7 year old
Gtfofb by they call me fluffy November 8, 2010
GTFOFBWTS
GTFOFBWTS quite explicitly stands for 'Get The Fuck Off FaceBook With That Shit'.
Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.
Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.
Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Idiot's status: "Oh my God I just have to fucking quit my job."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"
Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"
Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
GTFOFBWTS by OriginalDevianti June 19, 2009
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GTFOTFBC by Da Baws 616 January 21, 2012
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