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GTFOFBWTS 

GTFOFBWTS quite explicitly stands for 'Get The Fuck Off FaceBook With That Shit'.

Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.

Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Idiot's status: "Oh my God I just have to fucking quit my job."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"

Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"

Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"

So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
GTFOFBWTS by OriginalDevianti June 19, 2009
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gtfoohwts 

Acronym for "get the fuck out of here with that shit". Usually used to disagree with what someone says or does.
Person 1: I am a vry goud speler.
Person 2: GTFOOHWTS!
gtfoohwts by Chaley September 8, 2008
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GTFOHWTS 

An acronym short for "Get The Fuck Outta Here With That Shit!!!"

When something is unbelievable or lame.
Stud1: Hey Stud the New York Giants just beat the New England Patriots
Stud2: GTFOHWTS!!!
GTFOHWTS by MF Vade February 25, 2008
GTFOWTS means either Get The Fuck Out With This Shit, OR Get The Fuck Out With That Shit.

First coined by sn00ch in late 2018.
Copyright sn00ch 2018-2019
Man study yo history or you need to GTFOWTS!
gtfowts by sn00ch February 22, 2019
Man stop lyin! You need to gtfowts! You ain't got nuttin to back it up wit!
gtfowts by sn00ch February 22, 2019

Gtfomfwts 

Girl: Why you give that other bitch a hug

Guy: Because that was my sister???
Girl: you can only hug me!
Guy:gtfomfwts
Gtfomfwts by Fwybzay June 22, 2024
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