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grumpover 

Kind of like a hangover but not for the same reasons. Very impulse driven, when impulse turns into regret and then adds to a tired body.
Anais has a grumpover.
grumpover by Heyoka May 14, 2004
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An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.
Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
Grumper by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

Grumpler 

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.
"Stop being such a Grumpler!"
Grumpler by Keebler89 January 14, 2010

Niagara Grumper 

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.
I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
Niagara Grumper by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
A very humorous word for poop.
Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!
Grumper by benwad934 March 30, 2004

grumpster 

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.
grumpster by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008
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