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Grumpler 

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.
"Stop being such a Grumpler!"
Grumpler by Keebler89 January 14, 2010
Words you can keep
An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.
Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
Grumper by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumblers 

Women or girls that have an unusual method of talking whereby the spoken words start in a normal clear voice and then are rolled to the back of the throat allowing a steady rumble or raspy sound to take over the words as if she were running out of air.
The trend is spreading accross the country much the way Valley girl speak did in the 1980's. You can hear grumblers on the radio, tv and the worst, is in person.
Grumblers by Gad Noble October 21, 2010

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.
hairy grumbler by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

grumplestiltskin 

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
a annoying kid on console that all he does is try his ass off in games . if you ever see this kid in your lobby please leave or else he will make you .
* grumpled has joined the lobby*
me: omg not this try hard again wtf man
* i leave the game*
grumpled by ass eater 696969 June 14, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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