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grumplepuss 

A sexually interested river dolphin; that through which the theory of relativity has been proven to of been in existence throughout the 19th century, in rare areas of the island of St. Lucia. An interest in the grumplepuss was sparked in the 80's after a hit song "Grumpuss 'n da Basement" by Nelly. It was released on his album Country Grammer.
"Arkantose disregarded the grumplepuss's lust and kept on swimming!"
grumplepuss by William Hart February 26, 2008
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rumplepuss 

"Well I got to go home to watch Real Housewives with my girlfriend."
"Come on, man, don't be a rumplepuss."
rumplepuss by Jim-Bob McQueen November 18, 2013

grumpapuss 

Grumpapuss- the sourpussed face a child makes when they're throwing a fit.

Also a bad attitude
Sophie was a real grumpapuss, did you see that fit she threw?
grumpapuss by Jmama3 February 22, 2017

grumblecuss 

Mumbling cuss words under your breath in anger or annoyance.
"Man, Frank's over there just grumblecussing to himself."
grumblecuss by BennyBenso August 21, 2012

Grundlepuss 

A pet name for humans usually in intimate relationships where silly word play is the number one kink that binds them together. It is a deep word and should ration it.
“I’m glad you’re home from work grundlepuss” cara said as he walked in the door.
Grundlepuss by Deepration June 25, 2021

grumpypuss

grumpypuss (mood)
this is a mood when a person is having an attitude and being bitchy and in-fun
don’t be a grumpypuss
grumpypuss by gremlin_gal December 2, 2022

Gripplepuss 

The feline companion of Ryan Shugart, who is an extremely busty thick cat that is brown and yellow with yellow eyes. She’s extremely Griffin has the tightest asshole on planet earth that manages 18 drips per second.
bro, I was so deep inside gripplepuss last night good king Arthur himself couldn’t pull me out of that
Gripplepuss by john shugart January 31, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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