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grundlebuss 

someone who has sex with a twinkie, and then squeezes the cream out using their legs.
I walked into my boss's office and saw him the riding the grundlebuss, upon him noticing me he squeezed his legs and deflated the twinkie in nervousness, i immediately left.
grundlebuss by chrisalyss September 6, 2009

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

grumplepuss 

A sexually interested river dolphin; that through which the theory of relativity has been proven to of been in existence throughout the 19th century, in rare areas of the island of St. Lucia. An interest in the grumplepuss was sparked in the 80's after a hit song "Grumpuss 'n da Basement" by Nelly. It was released on his album Country Grammer.
"Arkantose disregarded the grumplepuss's lust and kept on swimming!"
grumplepuss by William Hart February 26, 2008

Brundlepussy

This term is coined from the 1992 Film "The Fly" starring Jeff Goldblum. His character, after turning into the violent and hideously rotting creature that was a genetic cross between a man and fly, was known as "Brundle Fly".

Thus, this hideously rotting and stinking pile of flesh can be turned towards a female vagina in some cases. Hence, Brundlepussy.
Dude, she looked good but when she took off her pants she had bad brundlepussy, I could not hit that thing it stank so bad.

Grundleburst 

An awesome band. They rose to fame with they're number 1 hit song, "2 Cool 4 School". Their songs are generally recorded in one take around a single mic, and often improvised (though sometimes based off of snippets of magnetic poetry. The members are as follows:

Mick Furgn: Vocals
Nick Schweinstegger: Guitar, backup vocals
Max Sven III: Kazoo

Their first album, released in 2006, was called Imagine Shlock, and was recorded on two non-consecutive afternoons.
I just listened to Grundleburst's debut album Imagine Shlock and it was so good.
Grundleburst by max sven III August 10, 2006

GrundleBus 

The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males
Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus
GrundleBus by The Captian May 5, 2015