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Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

grumplestiltskin 

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008

grumpass 

someone who is always negative and never
is happy
Why are you being such a grumpass?
grumpass by tigger August 10, 2003

Grumpelstiltskin 

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"
Grumpelstiltskin by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010

Grumpelstiltskin 

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
Grumpelstiltskin by Jessie L June 13, 2007
When you see a friend acting both grumpy and pissed. Call them Grumpiss and it will put a smile on their face!
"Hey, are you Grumpiss"
"HahHa what is a Grumpiss"

" you mutherfucker "
Grumpiss by anonymous June 4, 2016