grulling 

grinding and pulling - kissssing - at the same time. oooohyeah

no way man, i was grulling YO MOMMA.

grulling by COLABOTTLE June 6, 2010

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Bear Grylling 

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

Bear Grylling by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

grilling 

To insult someone harshly and consistently, synonymous with roasting

"Shut up Timmy, you fat, ogre lookin, nerd"
"Damn Ryan, easy with the propane, you're straight grilling him"

grilling by bigdickswinger January 30, 2017

Grolling 

What happens when idiots in the forbidden app get together to shitpost

We do a little grolling

Grolling by Birdwaffles March 18, 2021

grilling 

To continuously stare at someone, giving an impression of disliking.

That girl is grilling at us, let's grill her back.

grilling by msyu February 8, 2004

Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.

"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

Zombie Sea Gulling by caseyFragile October 6, 2010