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My dog just died. Can I come with you? I think ... I need a gruck, mate.
gruck by Erik.Mam July 8, 2023
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grimey luck/bad luck/crappy luck/shitty luck.
Person #1: Man...the most fucked up shit happened.
Person #2: That's because you have gruck.
gruck by three6zer0 March 3, 2009
Related Words
gruck • Grucker • Grucky • grucked • grucking • gruckle • gruckus • grock • gluck • grack
A greasy fuck.
After getting smothered in KFC, I grucked that girl so good.
Gruck by GreenMow.com March 18, 2023
When you grab your homies balls and then fuck them.
Example 1: Yo Jim, I grucked Chris last night!
Example 2: Did you hear about how Steve grucked Ronald the other night??
Example 3: I'm bouta gruck yo ass tonight, Joe!
gruck by ballsacklicker34 September 11, 2020
(Adj., exc) A combination of the terms “gross” and “yuck.” Usually used to describe something unpleasant or bothersome. Can be conjugated as “grukky” or “grukked” to fit gruk-like situations.
“That fit is, disrespectfully, gruk.”
Gruk by strangebrain January 19, 2023
a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
de gruchy by dannyd35 April 29, 2012

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle
I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD
grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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