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Grunking 

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.
We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.
Grunking by Dave March 11, 2004
The act of two people of the same sex fucking. Also known as gay sex.
Rob is gucking Jack up the ass right now. He'll come to the phone in a minute.
gucking by JohnDoeSmith December 31, 2009
The action of an erect penis being stimulated by deep-throat. Derived from the sound that is made, "Guck, guck, guck, guck".
Male 1 - "That girl totally blew me last night."
Male 2 - "I know, I could hear her gucking from my room"

Male - "Come on babe, suck this fat meat sword"
Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guck, guck, guck"
Male - "Oh yeah, here is comes"
Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guuuccckkk....."
Gucking by Gucking May 21, 2014

grocking 

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!
grocking by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008

grocking 

(v.)

the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)
to grock over an event, person, object, etc.

"We're totally grocking over this amazing cat."
grocking by Don'tbeaDick January 16, 2008

gucking fenius 

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.
Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
gucking fenius by dfisher February 6, 2006