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A really sweet boy typically with brown hair and eyes. They have a strong, built body with an above average dick. He is super smart and passionate in anything he pursues. This type of guy usually is the one to stand up for his best girl friends at any time they need. He tends to crush hard on the girl of his dreams.
She is so lucky to have a Garred.

I know! I need my own friend to stand up like he does for her.
Garred by foxxytrot229 December 20, 2016
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1. Something the popular cereal children's character Tony the Tiger would say to describe his cereal, Frosted Flakes, and all of its spinoffs, (i.e. Turboz.)

2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
1. Tony: "Frosted Flakes, they're grrreat!"

2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.

Guy: Oh. Grrreat.
grrreat by Joel67 December 28, 2005
A grrrei is a Sri Lankan or other Eastern dark race, but at it's worst. A grrrei is a person who is 5' at best, is shrivelled up beyond their respective years should show and can be found working minimum wage throughout the world. Grrrei's often are found doing stupidly outrageous things, such as eating bird seeds on a bus, riding a bicycle that was made before their birth or cleaning the skin in between their toes in densely populated public areas. They are a great source of entertainment for racist white boys. Grrrei's can be found in abundance behind newsagent stalls England-wide.
Boy #1: "Yo, did you see that grrrei back there?"
Boy #2: "Innit, who inspects their toes at a bus stop?"
Boy #1: "Alie! That's well dirty. Did you see his teeth?"
Boy #2: "That's what happens when you eat bird seeds."
grrrei by Sir AVARiCE July 22, 2007
To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.
Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.
Garred by The Other Dann December 28, 2011
Speeding off in a car after a quick fuck
I hopped in my whip and GRRRE
Grrre by Doctorio December 25, 2018
When a girl goes to the bathroom to remove a tampon and decides to have a shit and then throws up as a result of the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, only to find that the toilet won't flush. This combination is called a Gerred.
"Omg someone just did a Gerred in the toilet!"
Gerred by Dell153798503480564 August 4, 2009
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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