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When a girl goes to the bathroom to remove a tampon and decides to have a shit and then throws up as a result of the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, only to find that the toilet won't flush. This combination is called a Gerred.

"Omg someone just did a Gerred in the toilet!"

Gerred by Dell153798503480564 August 4, 2009

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Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

Professionals (gerred term) by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

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Gerred • Professionals (gerred term) • geared • gerbed • gerked • gerren • gerted • Garred • Geared Up • Gerped

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017

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top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

top geared by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012

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gerreke

an awesome girl who always wanted her name on UD but never got it. No one has ever given her a solid meaning to her name is constantly seeking for one. She is quite funny and down to earth and loved by many

"hey bro, did you meet her?"
"meet who?"
"GERREKE!"
"you met Gerreke?!?! your so lucky"

gerreke by joedoeboeschmoe January 1, 2012

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Gerrell

A pimp , a mac, a player . Everything you’ll ever want to be . Gerrell is known for being very athletic and also known for getting mad girls . He’s probably your girlfriends crush on the low

Gerrell is really that n****

Gerrell by Victor Johnson July 28, 2020

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Gerbed

When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.

Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"

Gerbed by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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