Garred

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A really sweet boy typically with brown hair and eyes. They have a strong, built body with an above average dick. He is super smart and passionate in anything he pursues. This type of guy usually is the one to stand up for his best girl friends at any time they need. He tends to crush hard on the girl of his dreams.

She is so lucky to have a Garred.

I know! I need my own friend to stand up like he does for her.

Garred by foxxytrot229 December 20, 2016

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Garred

To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.

Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.

Garred by The Other Dann December 28, 2011

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garrett watts

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler

garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

garrett watts by youtube-ular June 17, 2018

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
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Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

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Garrett Leach

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.

See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!

Garrett Leach by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014

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Myles Garrett

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet

I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!

Myles Garrett by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

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garrencism

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake

Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.

garrencism by juuliasucks March 15, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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