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Grocera is a Canadian start-up company that does online grocery shopping & delivery specializing in local food. They help local independent businesses, farmers, bakeries and butchers compete on a level playing field with big-name retailers using e-commerce technology to provide consumers an easy to use online ordering & delivery platform.
We get all of our groceries delivered to our door from Grocera!
grocera by canadianeaglesfan November 6, 2015
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Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

In Grocery We Trust 

The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust
Friend: There's no way BinJin is dating!
Me: In grocery we trust!

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.
John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.
green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans
We going to make groceries today.

grocery stick 

The male who is left out of the action during a 3-male, 1-female (MMMF) gang bang, if the female doesn't do anal. Similar to bench players in hockey.
Freddie was a regular grocery stick last night, eh Tommy?
grocery stick by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

eat the groceries 

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries