Griswold

(noun) A house or display that has been decorated with way too many holiday lights, so as to be almost blinding. Origin is from the 1980s movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," starring Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold.

I can see that house from a mile away. It's a real Griswold.

by John D.B. December 21, 2005

Griswold

Seasonal drivers on the highway who don't know normal hwy driving patterns. Usually pulling trailers, or carrying other recreational equipment.

Traffic is slow with all the Griswolds this weekend

by Mr. Curmudgeon February 17, 2021

griswold

1. A young English boy's name.

2. A red, flavorless drink.

Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.

"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."

by Urban Dictionary February 3, 2008

Griswold

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you either get bent over and absolutely screwed up the ass or you do the same to someone else.

Can also be spelled “Griswald” and be shortened to “Grizz.”

“Blue shell! Get absolutely Griswolded!”
“Damn man, Luigi really Grizzed us up.”

by Griswold Grizzington January 12, 2024

Griswold High School

Frightening, hellish, prison like location (Enter at your own risk)

I heard they call the police on 12 year olds at Griswold High Schools! WOWSER!

by Walter Branson ;) May 6, 2019

Griswold mistake

A major oversight or obvious err in judgement or planning. As in the movie National Lampoon's Vacation, the Griswold family drives cross-country to Wally World theme park to find that it was closed. Or, failing to see an obvious easier route, short-cut, shorter line or less crowded approach to anything while preoccupied following the masses. "Stupid tourist, sheep, rookie mistake".

After spending nearly an hour looking for parking, Ves realized his Griswold mistake of shopping at the mall on the weekend.

by moreflare August 23, 2012

Griswold High School

The people at griswold high are 1 of

1. snakes

2. fake asf

3. a hoe

4. a snitch
5. nic fiend

6.stoner

7. just flat out weird

“I am a virgin what do you mean” is what someone from Griswold High School said but we all know they are wrong.

by bitchesbwildin October 17, 2021