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grip that grain 

to pay attention to the steering wheel and start driving
driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed
grip that grain by roman holiday February 19, 2009

Lips that grip syndrome 

Lips that grips syndrome is when a man dates/sleeps with an obviously toxic woman who has the potential to ruin his life. His justification for going back is that the sex is too good to walk away from.
Charles is dating a woman named Jessica who pressed charges against him, after she suspected they weren't exclusive. She gave herself bruises and cut herself to make it look believable. Charles keeps going back to her despite this. He suffers from Lips that grip syndrome.

That's a grip

That's a distance from me to you in a car
That's a grip just to come swoop
That's a grip by Chrissycat18 December 3, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026