In America, when
people wish to greet each other they say "Hello". However, if these
people listen to Black Metal, they instead say "Hails!"
In Japan however, when
people greet one another they say Konichiwa. If these Japanese people listen to Black Metal, like any true and grim Japanese person, they instead say Grimichiwa.
One day Taruko walked up to Corpsepaint wearing Shinjin and
said "Konichiwa!".
Afterwards, Shinjin (Whom did
know little English.) Pelted him in the face with an upside down
cross and replied "It's Grimichiwa, Bitch"