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Griflord 

Dude you remind me of the griflord!
Griflord by Tricktrack July 24, 2012
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Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all
John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard
Pulling a Gifford by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

Jack Griffo 

Cute Person and I like him
Aww Jack Griffo is so cute!
Jack Griffo by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018

Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
Mythical Griffon by beefcurts May 19, 2010

giffordish 

words, sayings, or actions which pertain to a Mr. C Gifford's 7th hour intro to theatre class
you sneaking up behind her was very giffordish
giffordish by poorgifford May 31, 2011

Stewie Griffon 

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
Stewie Griffon by Ali August 21, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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