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greyballing 

Derived from Uber Project to Avoid and Deceive, when someone is avoiding your or being deceiving to avoid you
C'mon man stop greyballing me, I know you are home! Answer me!
greyballing by TheGrandOMaster March 4, 2017
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Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.
"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."
Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

Germballing 

A man will wipe his penis up and down the sides of a public urinal, recieve oral sex from a woman, and kiss her afterward.
I want my girlfriend to germball me, but she's a Christian and I can't see God approving, you know?
Germballing by Mr. Chumpy January 21, 2004

Graham grayballing 

The act of when a Graham's girlfriend is licking and nibbling his scabby salty balls, she looks like a rabid flea infested dog when it's feverishly nibbling itself to scratch at its fleas, the scum soaked scabs are her favourite snack. Mmm
Accidentally walks in on a Graham and his girlfriend's while she's gobbling his nutsack like a starving dog,

Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing

Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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