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grandads greenhouse
grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008
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grandads pudding
the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!
grandads pudding by eggy_001 May 2, 2009
Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg
Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!
"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)
Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg by TakeFuck December 11, 2019
Grandads whisper
the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement
Grandads whisper by frogcloset November 21, 2005
Grandads ashes
Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'
Grandads ashes by Waden kay October 9, 2019
grandads spunk
old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
grandads spunk by James Barnsley November 14, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.