greggins 

Greggins standard issue over stretched leggings that most fat women wear when queuing for greggs sausage rolls in hinckley

“Look at them fat birds getting some more sausage rolls in there greggins!!

greggins by WAAARRTBOY April 26, 2021

Old Greggin' 

V. When some douche bag is hitting on a woman and being really creepy about it, that douche bag is "Old Greggin" that woman.

Yeeeaaaah, he's Old Greggin'.

Old Greggin' by Bender1851 May 29, 2008

Gregging 

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

Gregging by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

Gregging Off 

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

Gregging Off by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

Gregging 

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual

Greg was gregging my dick

Gregging by Aman5 November 1, 2020

Greggin 

The process of extending one's name with "in", adding it to a vanity license place, and, therefore, becoming a complete douche.

Greg's new license plate is "Greggin." What a douche.

Greggin by Daughterkickedmydog April 12, 2010

Old Gregging 

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.

Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka

Old Gregging by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010